Published Humor and Satire

McSweeney’s

A Day in the Life of a Woke Third Grade Teacher, as Imagined by a Far-Right Politician

Daily Updates to my Work Email Signature That More Accurately Reflect My Job Description During Remote Learning

Medium

What the Hell: How Do The Undoing’s Opening Credits Relate to the Show?

How It Should Have Ended: Gilmore Girls, A Year in the Life

Points in Case

Missed Connections: Millennials and an Affordable Housing Market

Forgetting Your Password: The Five Stages of Grief

The Belladonna Comedy

Daily Itinerary if I Ever Manage to Become a Morning Person

Slackjaw Humor

Local Schoolboard’s Statement, Decoded

Tips for Enjoying Your Upcoming, Mandatory “Staycation” (brought to you by Corona beer)

Little Old Lady Comedy

Introduction to the Book I Haven’t Written

Symptom of a Rabid Dog or Characteristic of a Hedge Fund Manager?